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Humorous Quotes

• "I'm on a seafood diet. Whenever I see food, I eat it."

• "I mentioned to my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed shocked."

• "Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they fabricate everything!"

• "I used to play the piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

• "I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s so gripping I can’t put it down!"

Amusing Jokes

• What do you call pretend spaghetti? An impasta!

• Why did the scarecrow receive an award? Because he was exceptional in his field!

• What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!

• Why don’t skeletons battle each other? They lack the guts.

• What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll see you at the corner!"